Starting Time: 10:50AM

* Name : =Luke
* Nicknames: master, hey you, lord god and savior of all known existance, and bob.
* Starsign: Libra... I think that is it... the one with the scales.
* School: Rutgers Newark... 7 year plan. Fucking grad school.
* Location: Now? Newark. Home? Linden.
* Colour of eyes: Dark Brown... but I want to get "Darth Maul" contacts.
* Hair colour: Dark Brown. I dye it. It's natually Dark Brown, but all my friends dye theirs, so I felt left out.
* Shoe Size: Usually 12.
* Brothers/Sisters: Not that I remember.
* You live with: Two malfunctioning parental units, and a turtle.


::gets called down to directors office::

(currently at work)

::takes director 15 minutes to explain in 800 ways "use faster shipping options with UPS if it is needed"::

::comes back upstairs and continues survey::


HAVE YOU EVER

* Missed school because it was raining: Why?
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Not my own.
* Thrown someone in da bonfire: Thats... severe... and random. Good idea.
* Been hurt emotionally: Maybe... not that it shows.
* Kept a secret from everyone: "Secret" is so middle-school. There is need-to-know information. You don't need to know.
* Cried during a Movie: embarassing truth: yea.
* If so what film: finding nemo.
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: Can't say I have.
* Been on stage: A few times.
* Been sarcastic?: There was one time back in 73'...

FAVORITES

* Shampoo: whatever cleans the best.
* Soap: the kind that works.
* Favourite colour/shade: Anything darker or neutral.
* Cartoon Characters: I like the ones of assassinations. Winnie the Pooh suffocated face down in a toilet was awsome.
* Drink: Vodka
* Movie: The Usual Suspects
* Ice Cream: mint chocolate chip. c-unit brain-raped me and took my ideas.
* Subject: social psychology
* Animal: Penguins. They are cute as all hell and are always dressed for fancy parties. And no one expects them to be carrchoose dan.ying missiles. NO ONE.
* Person: colleen- right now her suvey I jack'd totally rox my sox.

RIGHT NOW

* Wearing: timberland t-shirt.
* What color light/dark blue. more dark. i think. didn't check.
* Eating: Nothing at the moment.
* Drinking: Dammit coll... i totally have a bottle of poland spring in front of me. Mental pre-emptive...
* Thinking: 5 hour breaks between work shifts suck major ass. I need something to do.

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

* Cried: Nah
* Met someone new: Nope... unless you count people I'll probably never see again.
* Cleaned your room: yep.
* Drove a car: To the train station.
* Been pissed off: Almost always... maybe in the last 24, don't remember.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

* Yourself: I try, even though it's difficult sometimes.
* Santa: As long as I keep getting shit on the 25th, hell, it's all good.
* Toothfairy: She died when I lost my last teeth.
* Angels: Maybe. Where are my surface to air missles?
* Elves: Lord of the Rings was not a real history movie, no matter how extensive it was. Deal.
* Intelligent life in space: Of course. The galaxy is big. and we have barely seen out our front door.
* Ghosts: Pft. Whatever.

FRIENDS AND LIFE

* Do you have a soul mate?: Time will tell.
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nah. Never seems to go anywhere, so I'm skeptical and pessimistic. It's a vicious combination.
* Do you like anyone?: Now and then.
* Who have you known the longest of your friends: RJ. 3rd grade.
* The loudest: Pete. Definatly Pete.
* The shyest: Nick. Definatly Nick.
* Who's the weirdest: That guy who we ran into at 7-11 in Garwood once... Section 8'd in the Marines... walks around in a trench coat, looks like he was 22 but just got back from Nam'. He was rocking back and fourth a mumbling a bit, if I'm not mistaken.
* Who has seen you cry: Parents I think, but does acting count?
* When have you cried the most: Probably when my goldfish died.
* What is the best feeling in the world?: Honest apathy.

ABOUT GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT

* Boxers or briefs:
* Long or short hair:
* Six pack or muscular arms:
* Good or bad guy: a mix of that:
* Hat or No Hat:
* Tan or fair:
* Rugged or sporty:
* Accent or not:
* Immature or mature:
* Funny or not funny:
* Cute or sexy:

ABOUT GIRLS FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT
* Regular underwear or thong: Depends on who, both can be pulled off well.
* Painted nails or not: Once again, depends who.
* Bra or sports bra: Motherfucker, who!?
* Cute n' mysterious or wild n' crazy: Best to pull off the first and then the latter.
* Dressy or casual: Both, just need to know when it's time for what.
* Dark or blonde hair: Dark.
* Dark or light eyes: Unique.
* Good or bad gurl: Appears good but has a hidden mean streak. A really, really bad mean streak.
* Intelligent or average: Definatly intelligent.
* Hair up or down: Both work at times.
* Jewelry or none: Nothing from pathmark.
* Tall or short: Equal or lesser height.
* Curly or straight hair: Different people can pull off either.
* Pants or dress: Pants... but schoolgirl outfits are fun.
* Tan or fair: Dependant.
* Freckles or none: This is getting redundant.
* Accent or Not: It makes things interesting.
* Shy or outgoing: Always shy is bad, but shyness isn't bad as long as they open up eventually. Outgoing definatly a good thing.

FOR EVERYONE TO FILL OUT

* Silver or gold: Silver... Platinum... whatever.
* Diamond or pearl: Diamond
* Sunset or sunrise: Sunset- leads to night.
* Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No, but I have a blanke.
* Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured: sprained quite often, never the other.
* Do you have any piercings?: Nope.
* If yes, what?: Denial... not only a river in Egypt...
* How is the weather right now?: Overcast.
* Do you like cookies?: Hot shit!- where?

Goth
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Negative
How much black clothing do you own?: Majority
Do you think about death often?: Daily
Are you pale?: Mostly
Do you cut?: Cut so much, you thought I was a DJ. You mean with a knife? Only for shanking. Shankshankshank
Do you like Hot Topic?: It's mildly amusing.

Skater Punk
Can you skateboard? Once. Tried to go off a slanted table. Got a splinter in my ass.
How often do you go into Vans?: Never.
What's your sneaker brand?: Airwalks
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: Every time I see them.
Are long skater haircuts cute?: I'm lost on the skater haircut thing too, but I guess it works.
How much do you get in trouble?: Almost never. I get out of it fairly often though.
Do you listen to the bands who are considered "posers"?: Posers? Do you have any idea how long it has been since I have heard that word? I have no idea why?
How many piercings do you have?: None, but considering. The idea of shoving a piece of metal through a hole torn in my skin never seems too appealing.

Prep
How often do you say the word "like"?: Denied.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: Only will ill intentions and a hidden shotgun.
How often do you wear makeup?: Rejected.
Rock music is bad, right?: Do you want a fresh one?
Are you ever ditzy?: Bite me.
Do you own high heels?: yes. No. No fag. I go fag you die.
Have you ever said "Oh my gosh"?: Nah.
Are you a cheerleader?: Ha-ha. Loosers.

Hippie
Is your hair long?: Not for about 4 years now.
Are you a vegetarian?: No, but I wouldn't mind eating one. Save a cow, eat a vegaterian.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: Not since I was 5
Do you want peace?: Fuck that, I'm declaring war on humanity.
Do you want to save the animals?: For diner, maybe. Did I mention I love veal? Hey, no pain, no gain.
What do you think about the war?: It's not broadcasted enough. I need a live feed.
Have you ever made a peace sign with your two fingers?: Only when assassinating a friend from behind. No hard feelings, y'know?

Gangsta
Are you from the ghetto?: Linden. On the boarder.
Do you own "bling bling"?: Totally reek of blingage.
What do you think about do-rags?: is that really how you spell it?
Do you like rap?: No complaints.
How about hip-hop?: Whats the difference?
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: Nah, I roll wit Biggie.
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Only on days that end in Y.
How about 'oh, snap son'?: Hi Eliza.

Frat
Is life a party?: Yea, but I'm planning it. I'll invite you when I get off my lazy ass and finish setting it up.
How often do you get drunk?: Not enough.
What's the point of getting drunk anyway?: To watch the drunk people do funny shit... the angry drunk, the happy drunk, the stupid drunk... it goes on, and they are great to watch. It's even funnier if you are wasted too.
Do you care about your grades?: Eh. I do what I need to in order to get by.
Do you need an attitude adjustment?: Majorly. If only the government knew...

Emo
How often do you cry?: Don't.
Do you have an ex?: No shit.
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: Nah.
Are you emotional?: Almost never. Only when I really do care for someone.
Do you like soft music?: Very little.
Do people understand you?: I can agree with the first 2/3 of what coll said. I don't think I'm clear enough.
Do you write your own songs?: Wrote down a few things once.

Jock
Do you play any sports?: Drop, Bombardment, Squash the Lemon, Rock Paper Scisors, Pool, Air Hockey, Ping Pong, and I play a wicked game of Rochambo.
How important are they to you?: They provide mild entertainment.
How important is your reputation?: As long as no one fucks with me, it's a good. Unless it's in a good way, as in to provide further entertainment. Which would be good.
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: Nah. They are cool.
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: Not intentionally. I just always had severe disliking for the general populus.

Geek
Do you wear glasses?: Nope
Do you get good grades?: Now and then.
Are you smart?: I don't think so, but I'm told I am.
Do you use an inhaler?: Nope.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Nah. But I have a bag full of pens.
How often are you on the computer?: During all work shifts. At home just for a few to check mail, postings, and who is online.
End time: 11:55AM